me: *sees a cute girl with some sub par guy* free her
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- me: i'm ugly
- people: damn straight you are
- cute girl: i'm ugly
- people: jesus christ you are a beautiful and precious little thing and i will destroy anyone who thinks other wise bless this lovely doll and protect her from harsh words that lead her to thinking she's unattractive let me kiss your hands and spoil you like a princess
- me: i'm cold
- guys: shut up and stop complaining
- cute girl: i'm cold
- guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
great gatsby deleted scene
- ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
- nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
- boobs: no ass
- ass: no boobs
- ass and boobs: ugly face
- no ass, no boobs: pretty face
- ass, boobs, and pretty face: slut
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
is today that boycott tumblr thing??? i appreciate yalls persistence and determination but you’ll never catch my ass partaking in that cause i’m addicted to this ugly ass website and i need constant attention
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
triangle circle stick
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off
